I did better on the Spartan than last week. My time is still garbage, but I finished way more this go round. I do need to ask Carroll if it's okay to jump around on the workouts. (It's not okay! See update below)
UPDATE: The verdict is in... Do not jumble around the workouts or modify unless completely necessary after doing as many of the right ones first. So I inadvertently cheated a little bit last night on the Spartan. Next week I'll be sure to do the real deal. My finish time might be somewhere around the 1 hours mark, but fuck it. It will only get better from there.